Comical verses and bright cheeky prints on Funky Tart Gifts and Greetings Cards are ideal for those special big birthdays and gifts for those that love a bit of cheeky humour.
For Mothers Day the Funk Tart Mug and Biscuit Tin Gift Set is sure to make her smile, the storage tin is empty, so you can either present the mug inside the tin, or fill it with her favorite cookies for that extra special treat, after all every Mum deserves time to put her feet up and enjoy her tea and biscuits.
The highly glazed bone china mug is printed with a picture of Mum with a bouquet of flowers, wearing a sash over her shoulder that says “Ms Perfect” underneath the image of Mum are the words, “She’s Great”. Mum is wearing a badge that says “best mate” and she’s holding a glass of champagne to celebrate.
The same design is on the matching cookie jar, and they both have the funny verse
“I LOVE MY MUM, SHE’S GOOD AND GREAT….”
SHE LOOKS AFTER ME,
SHE’S MY BEST MATE!
……BUT IF I’M BAD,
OR STEP OUT OF LINE….
SHE STILL FORGIVES ME
(MOST OF THE TIME)!”
For each Mug and Cookie Jar gift set there is a matching greetings card to complete the set. If you know someone who is getting touchy about their age, make them face it with humour, if you’re brave enough. 😆
A Man wearing a chick magnet T-shirt with the fun verse;
NO TIME TO LOSE, SO START WINNING,
YOU COULD PULL ANY CHICK…….
IF IT WEREN’T FOR YOUR STICK,
AND YOUR GREY HAIR (THAT’S THINNING!)
There is no escape for Women on their big Birthdays either, for her 60th Birthday you can highlight the tough choices she has to make with the fun design and cheeky poem;
AT 60 A GIRL’S GOT TO CHOOSE……
WORK HARD, WORK OUT,
(OR JUST SNOOZE)
LIKE A GOOD CHEESE OR WINE
YOU’RE MATURING JUST FINE
BUT DON’T GET TOO PICKLED ON BOOZE
Perhaps you know a man facing a midlife crisis? What could possibly be a better gift than a stylish, cheeky Funk Tart Bone China Mug with a Cookie Tin for him to keep his comfort cookie stash?
A reminder of his bottom burps and a delicate hint at his love handles with a tongue-in-cheek verse that reads;
“YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN….
YOUR HAIR, TEETH AND HEARING ARE GOING,
YOUR BULGES AND WRINKLES ARE SHOWING,
YOUR LOVE JUICES START TO STOP FLOWING,
AND YOU CAN’T STOP YOUR BOTTOM FROM BLOWING!”
There are many more funny Funk Tart Gifts and Cards in stock, with giggles galore you just can’t go wrong.