Fantastically funny Belgian Milk and Dark Chocolate from Bloomsberry & Co is now in stock at TAOS Gifts, these are perfect for almost any occasion and anyone, with wrappers and instructions or directions that are sure to raise a laugh!
100g bars of creamy milk or smooth dark chocolate
Delicious chocolate infused with a delectable sense of humour, amongst the choices are;
For immediate relief of: Chocolate cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Mild Anxiety and Extreme Hunger.
Directions for use: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist consult your local confectioner.
DIY (Devour It Yourself) Flat Pack Chocolate, No assembly required.
Instructions: Remove from carton, once you see the chocolate you’ll know what to do next.
Perfect for those that like to share, with 50% his and 50% hers there will be no squabbles with this one!
With larger 50% half share for her and naturally a smaller 50% half for him!
Or how about the essential Survival Kit?
We have eliminated all of the cumbersome and possibly unnecessary paraphernalia contained in most survival kits, things like swiss army knives, matches, bandanna, fish hooks and flashlights. Instead we have focused on the true survival essential: Chocolate.
Important: This kit will be most useful if your idea of expedition is a trip to the fridge.